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I thought that was pretty "first world".... no?

 

:sad:

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

so sensitive

 

just fly your summer car to the carribean and live in there for a few days if the resorts are stressing you out dawg :wink:

Edited by luke viia

GHOST: have you killed Claudius yet
HAMLET: no
GHOST: why
HAMLET: fuck you is why
im going to the cemetery to touch skulls

[planet of dinosaurs - the album [bc] [archive]]

I love this place sometimes :)

 

Ablysk problem. - had to get a credit card - I'm tired of billing departments being pissy because I have no credit history. I can provide statements and info showing I have more than enough liquid assets to cover whatever is happening and pay for everything I need up front but NOOO I gotta get a lil debt card.

 

I take solace in the fact that it gives me cash rewards and rewards when I gas up my multi-season car. Stephen is gonna sell me his spring car - I always wanted a fiat

 

P.s. What's your problem Stephen? Uncle blyskerdoodle can help

Edited by Audioblysk

"You could always do a Thoreau and walden your ass into a forest." - chenGOD

 

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  On 1/21/2016 at 5:45 AM, luke viia said:

so sensitive

 

just fly your summer car to the carribean and live in there for a few days if the resorts are stressing you out dawg :wink:

 

lol!

 

Oh mr Luke. <3

 

I haven't had the wings installed yet.

  On 1/21/2016 at 6:15 AM, Audioblysk said:

I love this place sometimes :)

 

Ablysk problem. - had to get a credit card - I'm tired of billing departments being pissy because I have no credit history. I can provide statements and info showing I have more than enough liquid assets to cover whatever is happening and pay for everything I need up front but NOOO I gotta get a lil debt card.

 

I take solace in the fact that it gives me cash rewards and rewards when I gas up my multi-season car. Stephen is gonna sell me his spring car - I always wanted a fiat

 

P.s. What's your problem Stephen? Uncle blyskerdoodle can help

Lol!!

 

I posted that I was having trouble finding a deece resort in the Caribbean.... at like, ALL the resorts, there are people giving it 1 star because the food sucks or the rooms suck, and then others giving it 4 or 5 starts for exactly the same thing (room is awesome, food great, etc).

 

And the reviews are all recent too, so it's hard to know what to believe!

Edited by StephenG

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

Airbnb? A couple friends did it out there and got a lush house that was cheap and by the beach. Cook your food and go out to get some local chow? goat curry is the bizzzzz!

 

If not, ask reddit or something lol ;) hope you and the lady have a relaxing trip when you go. Send me a pic of a local dog on a beach, make it blurry. I'll know you were thinking of me

"You could always do a Thoreau and walden your ass into a forest." - chenGOD

 

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  On 1/21/2016 at 6:15 AM, Audioblysk said:

Ablysk problem. - had to get a credit card - I'm tired of billing departments being pissy because I have no credit history. I can provide statements and info showing I have more than enough liquid assets to cover whatever is happening and pay for everything I need up front but NOOO I gotta get a lil debt card.

 

 

I imagine credit is largely the same down in the US as it is here, no?

 

It's funny the way they build credit, they look at tons of factors.... age and diversity of accounts are the biggest. I guess they just need you to show that you can take on debt and pay it off (which to me is counter intuitive because to me it seems better if you're so good with money that you don't need to take on debt?).

 

Up here, no credit card means you can't build a credit score high enough to get a mortgage.

  On 1/21/2016 at 6:22 AM, Audioblysk said:

Airbnb? A couple friends did it out there and got a lush house that was cheap and by the beach. Cook your food and go out to get some local chow? goat curry is the bizzzzz!

 

If not, ask reddit or something lol ;) hope you and the lady have a relaxing trip when you go. Send me a pic of a local dog on a beach, make it blurry. I'll know you were thinking of me

Heh!

 

Thanks, we're looking forward to it. This will be the first vacation in years where I just put my feet up and drink and read my book rather than crazy adventuring lol. =)

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

That's pretty much it. It's not that I have debt, I have the opposite, I've just never needed a credit card. My job was paying me in cash for years and I have investments and a bank account. 1st world success in itself

 

But yeah, it's cool, I need to build credit because I need it for business ventures and future renting or leasing. Tired of having a boss, I could do my own thing in the industry and be very successful.

"You could always do a Thoreau and walden your ass into a forest." - chenGOD

 

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  On 1/21/2016 at 6:15 AM, Audioblysk said:

I love this place sometimes :)

 

Ablysk problem. - had to get a credit card - I'm tired of billing departments being pissy because I have no credit history. I can provide statements and info showing I have more than enough liquid assets to cover whatever is happening and pay for everything I need up front but NOOO I gotta get a lil debt card.

 

I take solace in the fact that it gives me cash rewards and rewards when I gas up my multi-season car. Stephen is gonna sell me his spring car - I always wanted a fiat

 

This is similar to why I had to buy a passport - to open a savings account. :cerious:

  On 1/21/2016 at 6:53 PM, xxx said:

 

  On 1/18/2016 at 8:48 AM, usagi said:

 

  On 1/18/2016 at 8:06 AM, ambermonk said:

Guess my latest dumb FWP would be that I am an idiot when it comes to reading women's body language. Why do they stroke their hair back when you interact with them? Like when I left a generous tip for the barista at the local coffee joint tonight after I bought a lb of whole Kenyan beans, she did that stroke right when the transaction was completed. What does it meeeeaaaan

it means her panty situation was something like

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCFvqbSfgqM

I know you were aiming for the vaginal side of things but I've quite enjoyed ambermonk misinterpreting "panty situation" as explosive diarrhea in response to his swag

 

 

always possible, innit.

 

anyways, at least the baph is back.

Edited by usagi
  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

Forgot to log into the uni's library website to do the weekly "I still got those books" check in thing. That's usually no biggie but I still had to bring those 4 really heavy books to the library for being late. Usually the nice lady at the counter would say "dont worry" and let me take the books again but today the nice lady wasn't there, but instead some anal cunt who refused to cut me some slack. Now I cant take books from the library for 8 days on fuckin finals month

^ that sucks, luckily for you the internet is full of PDFs!

 

fwp: i have the chattiest fucking neighbor, black dude who randomly tells me heavy shit about his past as a coked out boxer, how he might have cancer, who he's watching in the building because he suspects them of one thing or another, and how he wishes neighborhoods were still racially segregated (???), and i can't fucking go smoke a cigarette without hearing about every damn thing on his mind. to illustrate his bizarre behavior, he once brought a watermelon to my house at 6am as a gift (that i didn't ask for) then proceeded to get angry when i avoided answering the door, and now thinks i owe him something because he gave me a goddamn watermelon

 

ffs

GHOST: have you killed Claudius yet
HAMLET: no
GHOST: why
HAMLET: fuck you is why
im going to the cemetery to touch skulls

[planet of dinosaurs - the album [bc] [archive]]

draw a crude approximation of his face on that watermelon with a Sharpie, douse it in oil, impale it on a crucifix outside his doorstep and set it aflame before ringing the doorbell and running away.

 

if that doesn't resolve the problem then nothing will and you will have to move. you will probably have to move anyway, actually.

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

oh god he would tell me about it for years

GHOST: have you killed Claudius yet
HAMLET: no
GHOST: why
HAMLET: fuck you is why
im going to the cemetery to touch skulls

[planet of dinosaurs - the album [bc] [archive]]

  On 1/21/2016 at 6:53 PM, xxx said:
I know you were aiming for the vaginal side of things but I've quite enjoyed ambermonk misinterpreting "panty situation" as explosive diarrhea in response to his swag

Not sure what made you think that. It's not like I'm passing around the stomach flu. I knew what Usagi meant.

 

Latest FWP is my entitled drama queen of a step sister and her bad decisions and the fact that I have anything to do with her at all. But again, for everyone else's sake I withhold any diatribe.

Edited by ambermonk

 

  On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said:

To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean.

 

  On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said:

you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence

 

getting forwarded emails of absurd Donald Trump promo vids

 

yes he's a prize plum, but dont go onnabart it

 

  On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said:

To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean.

 

  On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said:

you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence

 

  On 1/22/2016 at 6:59 PM, Braintree said:

Trying to move into a new apartment and one of my roommates is really throwing a wrench into everything.

Are you still in SF? Sunset?

i picked up a sweet old mid-century/danish modern bent walnut plywood arm chair (kinda like this) for cheap and i love it, but it's way too low to be my computer chair and i have to replace the entire base to fix it :dry:

GHOST: have you killed Claudius yet
HAMLET: no
GHOST: why
HAMLET: fuck you is why
im going to the cemetery to touch skulls

[planet of dinosaurs - the album [bc] [archive]]

  On 1/22/2016 at 7:23 PM, Goiter Sanchez said:

 

  On 1/22/2016 at 6:59 PM, Braintree said:

Trying to move into a new apartment and one of my roommates is really throwing a wrench into everything.

Are you still in SF? Sunset?

 

 

 

Yeah, I'm moving closer to West Portal up Taraval. Slightly closer to you, actually.

 

This particular roommate keeps wanting to relay everything to the landlord, which is a really dumb decision if she wants to have next month paid for. Because of holiday traveling and other bills, I can't pay for the new place and also give 30 days notice (which would require I pay another month at the place I won't be living in). I suggested we get subletters, so she has over a month to find new roommates and I won't have to pay for a month I'm not using. She still wants to contact the landlord, which might fuddle things up and destroy the entire thing.

 

I'm ready to live by myself again :dry:

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