stupid first world problems you're dealing with

  On 12/11/2016 at 8:49 PM, triachus said:

I'm a sound design genius and everyone I work with is such a fucking idiot hahaha!

lol

  On 12/11/2016 at 8:36 PM, Squee said:

But you're a fucking salesperson! You're supposed to know what the fuck you're selling 

This sounds way too familiar.

  On 12/12/2016 at 6:06 AM, ignatius said:

i'm moderately drinking my way through it and dabling in renoise as a first world solution. 

How do you like Renoise?

  On 12/12/2016 at 3:58 AM, yek said:

 

  On 12/12/2016 at 3:15 AM, chenGOD said:

 

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Protip: make sure balls are fat and sweaty before telling them to lick said fat, sweaty balls

 

 

how do you get fat balls? from eating more pussy?

Yes.

So that's fat balls sorted, but how do you get sweaty balls?

  On 12/12/2016 at 3:35 PM, sweepstakes said:

So that's fat balls sorted, but how do you get sweaty balls?

Also from eating more pussy. Vigorously.

haha

Had to sit thru a 2.5 hour annual meeting with the condo association, which would've been more bearable had a couple of individuals not instigated drama. There was one uptight dickhead who tried to engage in verbal (thankfully not physical) altercations twice, and then an older lady who requested that one of the board members be voted off because she claimed he was mean to her. She droned on for about half an hour before we heard that board member's side of the story, and he set the record straight. We then ultimately voted to keep him on board.

Really tempted to just submit the fucking proxy next year. Preferable to the $50 fine alternative anyway.

2.5 hours?

That sounds like hell.

Film the next one pls

Yeah it was borderline torture to sit thru. Strongly considering going proxy for the next one.

'Nother FWP: Just had Oreos for the first time in ages, and I just don't find them that appealing anymore. They're like chocolate cardboard wafers dipped in liquid nitrogen with a dab of factory assembly line sugar poop sandwiched in between. Tastes change with age I guess.

I'm on day 6 or 7 of a brutal cold

Starting to get bummed out as it's really pulled the emergency break on my life

I have to do a fucked up amount of laundry

  On 12/14/2016 at 2:55 PM, LimpyLoo said:

I'm on day 6 or 7 of a brutal cold

Starting to get bummed out as it's really pulled the emergency break on my life

I feel you... I got 2 of those back to back in October. On the second one I was seriously just angry about the situation, which I think prolonged it. Good luck, feel better, and may the pho be with you.

  On 12/14/2016 at 4:08 PM, sweepstakes said:

 

  On 12/14/2016 at 2:55 PM, LimpyLoo said:

I'm on day 6 or 7 of a brutal cold

Starting to get bummed out as it's really pulled the emergency break on my life

I feel you... I got 2 of those back to back in October. On the second one I was seriously just angry about the situation, which I think prolonged it. Good luck, feel better, and may the pho be with you.

Thx dude...p.s. You mean 'pho' as in the Vietnamese noodle dish?

  On 12/14/2016 at 4:31 PM, LimpyLoo said:

 

  On 12/14/2016 at 4:08 PM, sweepstakes said:

 

  On 12/14/2016 at 2:55 PM, LimpyLoo said:

I'm on day 6 or 7 of a brutal cold

Starting to get bummed out as it's really pulled the emergency break on my life

I feel you... I got 2 of those back to back in October. On the second one I was seriously just angry about the situation, which I think prolonged it. Good luck, feel better, and may the pho be with you.

Thx dude...p.s. You mean 'pho' as in the Vietnamese noodle dish?

 

Absolutely. Garlic + herbs + fibrous veggies + chewy beef tendons + steamy salty broth always makes me feel a little better when my respiratory system is being a dick. 

yes pho is good.

also chicken soup, I.e. get a chicken and some veggies, cover with water, boil an hour. take out chicken, separate all the meat parts into small chunks, throw em back in.

also ginger. Just chop up an entire ginger root, let simmer in water for like 20 minutes. Squeeze lemon into that, add honey.

lemsip + whiskey

Thx for the ideas, m9's

I don't eat meat, nor drink alcohol,

but spicy food, morphine and (the dregs of) Netflix are slated for the day

I've managed to not get any colds at all this year, though I have the occasional morning where I've got sniffles, or I might cough a bit at night.  But somehow it never goes beyond that... which makes me suspicious, because I'm one of those people who has a cold for like two months straight.  My fear is that my immune system's saving up for the big one.  You know, one of those colds that actually kills you.

FWP: I need to refigure out some song I wrote over a year ago and then do a super tight guitar double.  I sense great frustration and irritation on my horizon.

I only get colds off other people. I managed to pass nearly the entire winter without a cold and them someone in my team comes in after fighting a cold, while still sick, and drops a stack of leave certs on my desk, which they've presumably had their fingerprints and invisible specks of phlegm all over. boom, I get sick. I was attacked with a biological weapon.

pho is great during a cold, second that.

Sundubu also, which is Korean hot tofu soup. Excellent decongestant.

I rarely get sick tho, which is kinda weird. What I lack in metabolism, I make up for in antibodies I guess.

My cold totally just went away this afternoon. I feel amazing lol.

I'm flying to Houston tomorrow and I still have a slight sore throat 

  On 12/15/2016 at 9:45 PM, Braintree said:

I'm flying to Houston tomorrow

Sorry to hear about your FWP.

Here's some yacht rock to make things better.

Whoa, the Doobie brothers singer sounds exactly like the "never gonna give you up... never gonna, etc." Rick Roll guy.  *mind blown*

FWP: my mind just got blown.

  On 11/20/2016 at 5:31 PM, Bob Dobalina said:

My band had the most morale crushing trainwreck at our gig last night.  We were the 2nd of 3 acts in the lineup, everything fine through the first two songs, then we get to the 3rd (a waaay-altered Cure cover that we've probably practiced 300+ times and have been gigging out for the last 2 years) and someone's IN THE WRONG FUCKING KEY.  Our female vocalist and myself (drummer) just look at each other in horror and after 8 or 10 bars I/we call uncle and just stop.  Doesn't help that the neither of our front ppl have the kind of stage presence to laugh it off, joke with the audience, etc. so the awkward silence is palpable.

 

Then we restart and whoever was in the wrong fucking key is still in the wrong fucking key, only this time there's no stopping, only 3-1/2 minutes of pain and embarrassment. As this point I wanted to kick over the kit, destroy every guitar and bass onstage and walk out into the ocean.  And we still had like 9 songs left.