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I think I may have just written my best song, but I'm also weary that I might just be manic and experiencing delusions of grandeur.  If I'm not... what if I can never write another as good again?  Either way I've got some kind of FWP on my hands.

  On 12/20/2016 at 12:33 PM, Zephyr_Nova said:

I think I may have just written my best song, but I'm also weary that I might just be manic and experiencing delusions of grandeur.  If I'm not... what if I can never write another as good again?  Either way I've got some kind of FWP on my hands.

 

 

Just make sure that the next track you start working on is completely different. I tried copying one of my own tracks for 3 years until I realised that that wasn't going to work.

Damn!  Well it would be way too obvious if I tried to copy much about this song in another, so I don't think there's any risk of that happening.  

  On 12/20/2016 at 8:41 PM, juiceciuj said:

day for night is over...

 

^ this

 

also my aphex shirt is a little on the small side. guess i gotta eat some celery

Made a hearty bowl of porridge and added some pineapple chunks and blueberries to really push it into healthyboi mode. There was lots of pineapple juice at the bottom of the plastic carton the pineapple comes in; thought I'd add that to the porridge and sweeten it up a bit. As it turns out, pineapple juice (not the processed kind) isn't so much sweet as just really, really acidic. Ended up with a bowl of porridge that tasted like bile and/or puke, ate about 1/2 and eventually gave in and binned the lot. HEED THIS LESSON.

Rain Over Mountain is out now; 100% of Bandcamp sales are donated to the Motor Neurone Disease Association:

https://tanizaki.bandcamp.com/album/rain-over-mountain

Pineapple and porridge! That well known often talked about combination. Possibly has been used on a film set before to mimic bile. 

Lol. Thanks to the dubious miracle that is globalization, one can indeed get fresh pineapple in Ireland, in the middle of December

Rain Over Mountain is out now; 100% of Bandcamp sales are donated to the Motor Neurone Disease Association:

https://tanizaki.bandcamp.com/album/rain-over-mountain

Thor somehow managed to get his tail in my chai. I didn't notice until a few mins later when he spread himself out on the desk in front of me, by which time it had hardened in a clot that looked suspiciously like a shit-streak. in a panic not to get it everywhere, and also not prompt him to interpret my sudden interest in his tail as a playful gesture which would cause him to immediately flee with the expectation of a chase, I quietly dabbed some crumpled tissues with water and slowly, carefully, with extreme suspense, poised myself to grab his tail. he watched me, knowing 'shit' (chai) was about to go down/get real. I lunged - he dodged and nearly got away - but I managed to pin him down and begin the arduous process of cleaning off the streak, amidst his violent protestations. my flesh was exquisitely rent by the time I got it all off and realised that it was, indeed, not shit.

 

there's a moral to this story somewhere, I'm just not woke enough to know what it is.

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

tell him Santa is a gay.

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

  On 12/22/2016 at 1:37 PM, phling said:

I just told his parents to shut him the fuck up and they were all like "haha we have him every day lol isn't it amazing!"

 

lol

  On 12/22/2016 at 1:37 PM, phling said:

I just told his parents to shut him the fuck up and they were all like "haha we have him every day lol isn't it amazing!"

Stick you foot out the next time he makes is corridor pass. That should faceplant the little shit.

 

(Only kidding of course. Probably not worth jail time.)

Edited by ambermonk

 

  On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said:

To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean.

 

  On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said:

you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence

 

I really want to go for a walk with the new NIN EP but it's raining buckets, and that will annoy me the whole time... the new NIN EP may achieve that effect all on its own, but I want to give it the benefit of the doubt.

my backyard, side passage and front lawn have practically become forests in the last few months. I've spent 3 days and counting clearing it away, and I still have the front lawn to do. I wanna concrete a good portion of it - not all - but it'll probably be against council regs. thinking about doing it anyway.

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

  On 12/23/2016 at 1:58 PM, phling said:

believe me I so wanted to do this.

 

I'm now at my gf's parent's place in Austria where there is a norovirus epidemic, everybody vomiting/liquidpooping for two days. Gf got it last night night...

rip m9

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