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  On 12/14/2016 at 7:01 PM, LimpyLoo said:

Thx for the ideas, m9's

 

I don't eat meat, nor drink alcohol,

but spicy food, morphine and (the dregs of) Netflix are slated for the day

How are you getting morphine in this day and age? It's easy to do from certain things, but I never pegged you for a chemistry person Edited by Audioblysk

"You could always do a Thoreau and walden your ass into a forest." - chenGOD

 

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can't stop saying "bruh bruh" irl. what have I become. my sweetest friend.

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

i started saying 'yah, YAH' a lot, like a rugby pleb. for irony. then i said it in the ear shot of my girlfriend for double pastiche. possibly a lot.

 

needles to say she is now yah... YAH'ing in public with me and we've become the very sweetest friends we whatted not to be. like a johnny cash cover needles to say it's actually pretty feels good man.

  On 1/2/2017 at 2:13 AM, Audioblysk said:

 

  On 12/14/2016 at 7:01 PM, LimpyLoo said:

Thx for the ideas, m9's

 

I don't eat meat, nor drink alcohol,

but spicy food, morphine and (the dregs of) Netflix are slated for the day

How are you getting morphine in this day and age? It's easy to do from certain things, but I never pegged you for a chemistry person

 

I don't know anything about chemistry

(beyond what I learned in high school)

But I've heard that you can find unwashed poppy seeds online in bulk

Because they're legal, just like your poppy seed bagel is

yeh you can get sick from fucking around with poppy seeds and lemon juice and stuff. the poppy heads you can buy dried online even put out enough alkaloids to make homemade opium. then scratch and puke and trip. if that's your thing.

The levels of morphine can vary from pretty high to virtually non-existent in PST concoctions. Not the best way at all to go about any of that. Plus, lots of other alkaloids in the mix are pretty nasty. It's a long, droopy, itchy high that gives a good headache due the thebaine content of the brew.

 

Poppy pod extraction is far superior. Its actually quite easy to get relatively pure morphine from an extraction a 3rd grader could do. Don't want to get too specific here, but just something to look into. Very basic chemistry to get the morphine anions to crash out of the solution if you kno your alchemy.

"You could always do a Thoreau and walden your ass into a forest." - chenGOD

 

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Spent yesterday evening til 1am this morning ripping a cassette only release, 45 minutes a side and then dividing each side up into 12 and 14 tracks. The dividing was mostly intuitive guesswork, looking at the waveform etc (it's a very abstract album with no track times on the tracklist)

 

When it was all tagged and arranged properly in my media player and converted from wav to mp3 I hit play on the first track and realised my DAW had ripped the whole thing in mono :^)

'Algorithmic advertising' is starting to freak me out.

(Of course I know it's based on extrapolating my online activity to predict my offline activity, but it's making some eerily-accurate guesses about private details of my body, so yes I'm creeped out as fuck)

everything is soooo spoopy :rolleyes:

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

It guessed exactly what was wrong with my toe

It's like yo dawg, stop making educated guesses about my toes

amazon prime video: so we were able to get this for free for one year because my girlfriend orders a lot from amazon and it offered her that deal BUT how fucking limited is this? every show i have tried to watch requires a subscription to another services (like shudder or fandor) otherwise a majority of shows are for rent or sale. is everyone using this just watching amazon prime originals because it seems like their business model is just to shilling movies/shows streaming elsewhere.

 

also: http://unitedchurchofbacon.org/

Amazon's got plenty of other stuff. It seems like they've gotten rid of the "show prime only" toggle though (in the mobile app).

Bummer. I physically feel like shit from too much manual labor in ~20F weather. Screwed either way.

GHOST: have you killed Claudius yet
HAMLET: no
GHOST: why
HAMLET: fuck you is why
im going to the cemetery to touch skulls

[planet of dinosaurs - the album [bc] [archive]]

Fever and flu. Monday was pretty horrible, just sweating, a splitting head ache and falling in and out of sleep through the day. 800mg of ibuprofen every 6 hours or so. Now feeling much better.

 

Today I went to work because my colleague kept calling me and asking questions and I thought there was some kind of panic going on but it was just basically nothing. ffs

 

I just chatted with my colleagues half the day and made a big commit to a Python library I prepared already last week which required the above mentioned colleague to fix tens of source code files and a dozen or so automated build jobs.. About which she wasn't that happy about. Sweet revenge.

electro mini-album Megacity Rainfall
"cacas in igne, heus"  - Emperor Nero, AD 64

Fever hitting me harde. 101F and I have no fuckin' insurance to see a doctor.

 

 

Fml. My work is being super annoying about me taking sick days. Probably one of the worst things about being in the American workforce is that employers either don't believe you're sick or you're a pussy and should suck it up - thus exposing the virus to everyone because I couldn't take a few days to get my health together

"You could always do a Thoreau and walden your ass into a forest." - chenGOD

 

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Dammit Dean :(

 

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It was just a few shots of a live show, didn't even know you could make a copyright claim for stuff like that?

There are videos out there of hour long blunt live shows ....

submit a counter notification.

 

I do find that weird, if it's just a snippet of a live show.

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

Now no one will buy his music ever again/go to his shows because they've heard a few seconds of him playing live.  

 

FWP: still can't stop playing Candy Crush a year later...

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