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  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

Starting tomorrow I'm working in a new location, same job. I just checked the bus route and I have two options: arrive 15 minutes late, or 1 1/4 hours early. :dry:

GHOST: have you killed Claudius yet
HAMLET: no
GHOST: why
HAMLET: fuck you is why
im going to the cemetery to touch skulls

[planet of dinosaurs - the album [bc] [archive]]

 

I feel horrible. I haven't been this sick in who knows how long... holy fuck kill me

 

  On 1/9/2017 at 3:54 AM, luke viia said:

Starting tomorrow I'm working in a new location, same job. I just checked the bus route and I have two options: arrive 15 minutes late, or 1 1/4 hours early. :dry:

The fuck are you going? That seems rather odd for the Seattle area Edited by Audioblysk

"You could always do a Thoreau and walden your ass into a forest." - chenGOD

 

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Arrive 15 minutes late and blame it on "the ethnics". Then scream MAGA and let everyone know how yuuuge the company is going to be with you there. If anyone complains just tell em trump sent you.

백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들.

 

Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

haha nice  :duckhunt:

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

  On 1/9/2017 at 3:54 AM, luke viia said:

Starting tomorrow I'm working in a new location, same job. I just checked the bus route and I have two options: arrive 15 minutes late, or 1 1/4 hours early. :dry:

 

geddabiiiiike

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

  On 1/9/2017 at 5:36 AM, usagi said:

 

  On 1/9/2017 at 3:54 AM, luke viia said:

Starting tomorrow I'm working in a new location, same job. I just checked the bus route and I have two options: arrive 15 minutes late, or 1 1/4 hours early. :dry:

 

geddabiiiiike

 

 

but then how can blame ethnics?

백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들.

 

Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

  On 1/9/2017 at 7:04 AM, chenGOD said:

 

  On 1/9/2017 at 5:36 AM, usagi said:

 

  On 1/9/2017 at 3:54 AM, luke viia said:

Starting tomorrow I'm working in a new location, same job. I just checked the bus route and I have two options: arrive 15 minutes late, or 1 1/4 hours early. :dry:

geddabiiiiike

but then how can blame ethnics?

Ethnics can always be blamed. You know this, Chen. The reason he gets a bike is to avoid ethnics. His bosses will applaud and ask if he's packing any firearms in case the ethnics try to steal his bike

 

That is whe Luke whips out his katana to another round of joyous applause and cheering.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Or maybe I'm describing my NyQuil dreams

 

(Lol fuckin iPhone autocorrects brand names to have proper capitalization, I blame ethnics and will be building a wall around my phone)

"You could always do a Thoreau and walden your ass into a forest." - chenGOD

 

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A katana? I don't know what kind of godless commie you are, but the murica I know and love, Luke packs an AR-15.

백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들.

 

Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

My lunch, that I hoped would lift my mood, is incredibly meh; mashed up an avocado but it has a slightly weird aftertaste that ruins the whole experience, got some (stupid, I know) low-fat cheese spread that's bland as fuck and I have a croissant but no jam to dip it in. Have a slightly above room temperature can of coke to wash it all down.

FML

  On 1/9/2017 at 4:15 AM, Audioblysk said:

I feel horrible. I haven't been this sick in who knows how long... holy fuck kill me

bre get someone to make you chicken soup... e.g. boil a whole chicken and veggies for an hour, then take out the chicken and pluck the meat from the bones, throw the meat back in, done. It's simple, tasty and gives your body energy. I'm not superstitious at all and this is just a basic household remedy which FUCKING DOES WORK.

 

Also ingest as much ginger and lemon as you can. Simmer chopped ginger for at least 15 minutes, add lemon. You can also just throw that ginger into the chicken soup, it's tasty.

 

Maybe also get all-round vitamin pills.

Also stay the fuck hydrated.

basically just give your immune system material to work with.

Edited by Guest
  On 1/9/2017 at 3:54 AM, luke viia said:

Starting tomorrow I'm working in a new location, same job. I just checked the bus route and I have two options: arrive 15 minutes late, or 1 1/4 hours early. :dry:

Possible Solution: Maybe construct a meaningful routine around getting there 1 1/4 hours early. If there's something you would like to get into the habit of doing (e.g. reading, writing, meditating, drawing, thinking, creating, etc), then this is a golden opportunity/perfect excuse to do it.

 

And (imo) habits should be taken very seriously: in the aggregate, the things we are in the habit of doing are the very things we end up doing for the rest of our lives, so I'd say good to give our them a tune-up at every opportunity.

Edited by LimpyLoo
  On 1/9/2017 at 3:54 AM, luke viia said:

Starting tomorrow I'm working in a new location, same job. I just checked the bus route and I have two options: arrive 15 minutes late, or 1 1/4 hours early. :dry:

 

Oh god, I know this all too well. Time to get into podcasts

^ Sudoku app

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

  On 1/9/2017 at 7:04 AM, chenGOD said:

 

  On 1/9/2017 at 5:36 AM, usagi said:

 

  On 1/9/2017 at 3:54 AM, luke viia said:

Starting tomorrow I'm working in a new location, same job. I just checked the bus route and I have two options: arrive 15 minutes late, or 1 1/4 hours early. :dry:

 

geddabiiiiike

 

 

but then how can blame ethnics?

 

 

easy, ride a Japanese or European bike while complaining about Japanese/European vehicle manufacturers not patronising the US with their business like they're obliged to. fucking slopes and Jewropeans stealing ya God-given moneyz and RAHTS.

Edited by usagi
  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

Simple question....

 

If you are able to purchase something for $25, and you're selling it for $50, how much (what %) is the mark-up on the item?

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

  On 1/10/2017 at 3:15 AM, Bulk VanderHooj said:

Simple question....

 

If you are able to purchase something for $25, and you're selling it for $50, how much (what %) is the mark-up on the item?

100%

(Because 'mark up' means 'what percentage of the original you are adding on top of it')

  On 1/10/2017 at 3:15 AM, Bulk VanderHooj said:

Simple question....

 

If you are able to purchase something for $25, and you're selling it for $50, how much (what %) is the mark-up on the item?

100%

  On 1/10/2017 at 3:17 AM, LimpyLoo said:

 

  On 1/10/2017 at 3:15 AM, Bulk VanderHooj said:

Simple question....

 

If you are able to purchase something for $25, and you're selling it for $50, how much (what %) is the mark-up on the item?

100%

(Because 'mark up' means 'what percentage of the original you are adding on top of it')

 

Brings me to my FWP as what you've said is exactly what markup is (or at least what I understand it to be).

 

My textbook (yep) says 50%. 

 

It's defining markup % as (P-MC)/P

 

So (50-25)/50 = 0.5 *100 = 50%

 

 

"(P-MC)/P, is the markup over marginal cost as a percentage of price"

 

Thought I was misunderstanding until I did a couple practice problems... Scratches head*

Edited by Bulk VanderHooj

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

I might be wrong...but I thought you calculated off the base, not the end product. (Because that's what a sane person who was trying to construct a useful concept would do)

Edited by LimpyLoo
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