stupid first world problems you're dealing with

I've had some of that Mega Death sauce before, that shit is brutal. I look at the Scoville scale and think to myself, what the fuck?

Anyways I had some wings at a restaurant in Vancouver (named "wings", how original) called "The Bobby Wing", and you had to sign a release waiver to eat them. Now I lived in Korea for a long time, and I can handle spicy food, but goddamn, I had 3 of those wings, my stomach felt like someone was puncturing the lining with a soldering iron, my ring burn was fucking fierce and to top it off, I accidentally touched my dick when I was taking a slash (after eating one of the wings) and it made my dick burn worse than any bout of clap from a thai hooker. We started driving home, after 10 minutes, we had to pull over, my friend had to lie on the grass next to the sidewalk for about 45 minutes before he could get right again. Ridiculous. Never had those wings again.

I don't understad why people do this to themselves. Has this something to do with masculinity?

It was 1995 and I was desperate to see Eraserhead, had been searching for years, but the VHS was super rare and it wasn't on DVD yet.

Luckily I found it on a new site called Amazon.com. I used a credit card online even though that was potentially a "risky" thing to do back then. Ordered it, thinking my prayers were answered.

When it arrived I tore open the package to find a VHS of 3 Ninjas Kick Back, which was some terrible children's film of the day. It even said Eraserhead on the enclosed receipt.

In my fury I threw the tape at the wall. Then contacted Amazon to explain it all. They said they mislisted the item and did not have Eraserhead. And because the 3 Ninjas Kick Back tape was broken, refused to return it.

3 years later I finally saw Eraserhead on japanese laser disk. And about 4 years after that it finally was released on DVD.

Damn you Amazon. You may rule the world now, but I'll never forget.

  On 1/13/2017 at 7:24 AM, frankbooth said:

In my fury I threw the tape at the wall.

my phone has a piece of dust under the display 

I went to bed at a reasonable hour (midnight) and as a result woke up at 5:40, getting far less sleep than I would have had I went to bed at my usual unreasonable hour (more like 3am).  Something positive did come out of that, but this is not the place for it.  I feel a little bit sick.  It's weird how getting up at ungodly hours does that... that shaky slightly nauseated feeling.  The morning has always been my enemy.

  On 1/12/2017 at 8:56 AM, darreichungsform said:

I don't understad why people do this to themselves. Has this something to do with masculinity?

Naw just for shits and giggles. We bet one of my friends he couldn't eat 4 in a row without stopping, shit was hilarious.

  On 1/14/2017 at 12:49 AM, chenGOD said:

 

  On 1/12/2017 at 8:56 AM, darreichungsform said:

I don't understad why people do this to themselves. Has this something to do with masculinity?

Naw just for shits

mainly.

  On 1/14/2017 at 1:16 AM, usagi said:

 

  On 1/14/2017 at 12:49 AM, chenGOD said:

 

  On 1/12/2017 at 8:56 AM, darreichungsform said:

I don't understad why people do this to themselves. Has this something to do with masculinity?

Naw just for shits

mainly.

  On 1/14/2017 at 1:43 AM, chenGOD said:

 

  On 1/14/2017 at 1:16 AM, usagi said:

 

  On 1/14/2017 at 12:49 AM, chenGOD said:

 

  On 1/12/2017 at 8:56 AM, darreichungsform said:

I don't understad why people do this to themselves. Has this something to do with masculinity?

Naw just for shits

mainly.

Painful ones too.

 

Fiery ones.

This is driving me nuts.... I'm SURE I've heard this song (only need to hear the first 45 seconds) sampled in one of my fav artists tracks but I can't place it. I figure it's Vibert (more specifically probably plug?) or Afx but I just can't place it!

Any ideas?

sounds like a vibert thing, i dunno 

Sounds like a plug track kinda, but I can't place if it's actually been used by him.

Slow it down and it's a pretty dope hip-hop break

I know know know know KNOW I've heard it sampled somewhere (leaning towards Vibert like you guys) but it's buggin' the heck out of me!

(Blysky sent you a text hope you're feeling better bud, not sure if my pic came through though heh)

I want to decapitate Michael Gove.

indeed

seeing this today, not looked @, actually seen, the agency of it, the horror of it, the fact that Michael quesy Gove still has some kind of career,

"1st in line, oh mein worshipful majesty Drumpfy?"

2017, & every cunt thinks 2016 was shiiiiite.......

hula hoops taste like shite

  On 1/17/2017 at 12:49 AM, hello spiral said:

hula hoops taste like shite

when you trippin and hula hoops look like fruit loops

I used to love them but haven't had them in years.

Bought a multipack on the way into work this evening. Dunno if they changed the recipe or if they've always been like this and my tastebuds were ignorant but the ready salted ones taste like sawdust and woodglue.

Never knew what those were until now. Like tubular flavored bugles or some shit.

Sounds like they have some fuckin' weird flavors. Ever mix em together and try to guess the flavors?

I fucked up the drum arrangement to a song I'm recording.  It's all wrong!  The section's super proggy, and the drums need to smooth it all out, but they're just weirding it up.  Damn it.  I can probably rerecord it without the sound changing too much... I hope.  Also I'm 8 songs into this album and none of my band mates know I'm recording it yet... lol.

FWP: I updated my OS and lost a bunch of plugins. Goodbye, Battery 3.

FWS: I just upgraded all of my plugins. Hello, Komplete 11.

Gay Ben has confirmed that a couple of movies set in the Half-Life/Portal universe and directed by JJ Abrams are on the way.

fuck.

Gaben can either poop out HL3 or receive a kick in the junk, as far as I'm concerned.

why wait for HL3 when you can replay the driving sections on HL2 over and over