in-laws

my father in law has a gambling prob as well... Hence he sold my turntables that I left with him when I moved to florida after we specifically told him not to (he's always buying and selling shit).

To this day I still can't look him straight in the face without wanting to knock him the fuck out!

Yeah man, same shit. I'll go into MIL probs at a later date. I'm too pissed atm because I was supposed to go to Ceephax tonight in Chicago and I can't now because of this guy.

  On 7/30/2011 at 6:18 PM, sneaksta303 said:

My soon to be father in law has owed me 200$ for about 3 weeks now for a kitchen rehab we did. I need it desperately. I think he gambled it away.

no open bar for him at the wedding !!

  On 7/30/2011 at 12:30 PM, jules said:

they have more phones than children in china

and the children take the phones apart so they can recycle the surface mount resistors

I just witnessed my MIL purchase a plane ticket to come visit again two weeks from now.

holy shit it's like a real life sitcom up in here

my mil keeps referring to my son as she and her.

yesterday she couldn't figure out how to open the garage door (the big red button by the light switch) so she tried pulling the red emergency rope and disengaged the whole system. then she carried the stroller through the whole house to somehow take it out the front door and down the steps. I didn't even ask if my son was in the carriage at the time.

menopause can be cruel

  On 7/30/2011 at 3:46 PM, xxx said:

I was naked save for underwear, Birkenstocks and a hotdog.

fuckin lol!

my MOL sends us birthday cards from the cat

  On 8/1/2011 at 11:11 AM, keltoi said:

  On 7/30/2011 at 3:46 PM, xxx said:

I was naked save for underwear, Birkenstocks and a hotdog.

 

fuckin lol!

Yeah i know, Birkenstocks, wtf hippy.

  On 8/1/2011 at 1:37 PM, keltoi said:

my MOL sends us birthday cards from the cat

well the weekend is over. the hour before she was headed to the airport last night, i was in such a good mood. i was breakdancing everywhere and drinking beer and blasting tunes and eating ice cream and being very chatty.

dud she bring your Sunday dinner leftovers on the plane with her?

bet she used your over cooked salmon as a neck pillow

  On 8/1/2011 at 1:37 PM, keltoi said:

my MOL sends us birthday cards from the cat

the cat is a neutral envoy that facilitates no-risk negotiations between the two households.

  On 8/1/2011 at 8:16 PM, jules said:

dud she bring your Sunday dinner leftovers on the plane with her?

OK no joke. Just a second ago I went to get this hot dog and black bean leftover dish out of the fridge for lunch. We made it for lunch on sunday. I can't find it, so I'm like "where the hell is that hot dog / black bean dish" to my wife? She's like "oh my mom took that." My mother in law took my leftovers on the plane with her.

at least she's consistent

continent

  On 8/2/2011 at 9:35 PM, Fred McGriff said:

  On 8/1/2011 at 8:16 PM, jules said:

dud she bring your Sunday dinner leftovers on the plane with her?

 

OK no joke. Just a second ago I went to get this hot dog and black bean leftover dish out of the fridge for lunch. We made it for lunch on sunday. I can't find it, so I'm like "where the hell is that hot dog / black bean dish" to my wife? She's like "oh my mom took that." My mother in law took my leftovers on the plane with her.

Hot dogs like gross caseless oscar meyer weiners hot dogs?

it was like 90 something degrees out today, and my wife and decided to take our kids to the lake just to get out. My wife then tells me "My mom is coming along!" I'm like "sure ok!" She shows up in a black sweater and jeans! 90 something degrees outside! I rolled my eyes and tried to ignore her existence while at the lake.

  On 8/3/2011 at 8:21 AM, asymmetrical head said:

it was like 90 something degrees out today, and my wife and decided to take our kids to the lake just to get out. My wife then tells me "My mom is coming along!" I'm like "sure ok!" She shows up in a black sweater and jeans! 90 something degrees outside! I rolled my eyes and tried to ignore her existence while at the lake.

She needs to go on a make-over show. Paging trinnny and poozana.

She was the only person at the lake wearing a sweater and jeans... even other old and fat ladies had some form of bathing suit on... or at least shorts and t-shirt.

That's just flat out dangerous.

yea my mil will wear a sweater and hat in the summer. she was born in the philippines though so 92 degrees is a bit chilly to her.

LOL... the inlaws are over and my kids are playing with toy light sabres. Everyone at the house is LOLing... she's the only one that looks worried!